Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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