either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Someone shit on the floor
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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