The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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