Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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