why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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