if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
what day is it and did you see me today?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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