its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
