you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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