Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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