I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
