doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
