We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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