ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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