Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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