Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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