I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i dont even know how to be here
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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