Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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