Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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