Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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