i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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