North Korea, Best Korea!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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