They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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