is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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