you didnt know i had herpes?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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