Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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