? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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