SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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