oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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