On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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