i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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