But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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