I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Sry I called you an 8
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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