Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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