I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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