Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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