remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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