oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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