Dual....:-)
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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