i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I would ride that face into the sunset
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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