new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
