Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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