There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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