so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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