Nicole vs. Life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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