Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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