we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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