I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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