did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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