u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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