Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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