69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Holy shit dude........stairs
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