Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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