all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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