it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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