he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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