okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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