okay pat passed out under dana's car
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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